Monday, April 16, 2007

Because Snow in April in the South is WRONG...


How, precisely, does the recent weather suck?
Like a vacuum cleaner.
Like a GOOD vacuum cleaner. A Dyson or something.
Like a black hole.
Like the plot twist in an M. Night Shyamalan film.
Like "M. Night Shyamalan Presents: Running a Dyson In A Black Hole" (Plot twist: it's really a Roomba.)
I'd answer you, but I fear my fingers just fell off from frostbite and/or, I have drowned.
  
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